Chapter 9 9. I listen to your mother.

On the first night in the demon world, Du Wei slept particularly soundly.

This reminded him of his first night in boarding school when he was a child. The whole dormitory was filled with the crying of other children, but he was the only one who had a sweet dream.

The reason why Du Wei didn't cry was because the female teacher who led him into the dormitory was very gentle and beautiful.

Mrs. Lal is also very gentle and beautiful.

Therefore, Du Wei still had a sweet dream tonight.

In the early morning, the sun rises slowly from the horizon, and the sunlight seems like golden quicksand, driving away the cold night.

It is said that the sun in the demon world is not the same as the sun in the human world.

Du Wei didn't know why this happened, and he had no interest in exploring it further.

In fact, as long as the sun was warm enough, it made no difference to Du Wei.

Standing by the windowsill, Du Wei stretched out towards the sun, opened the window and took a breath of fresh demon air.

Due to an incredible teleportation array accident, he came to this remote town inexplicably, not only penniless but also without a cell phone.

Du Wei did not come to the Demon Realm alone, he came with a friend. I wonder how the friend is doing now.

Although Lal promised Du Wei that he would help him contact the flying dragon that would be available in half a year, Du Wei did not intend to do nothing during this period.

After getting dressed and washing up, I headed to the dining room of the mansion.

In this retro mansion, Du Wei saw a series of modern cooking equipment.

Double door refrigerator, bread maker, juicer, oven, etc.

"Ma'am, what kind of machine is this?"

Du Wei pointed to a large white appliance that looked like a washing machine.

"Hmm... I heard it's called a centrifuge."

"It is said that?"

"Because I've never used it since I bought it, and the store owner fooled me into thinking it could do something, uh... Yeah, yeah...

Mrs. Succubus clapped her hands and said, "Ah! I remember now! It's sperm material..."

“Molecular gastronomy!”

Du Wei directly interrupted Lal's dangerous speech.

"Yes, yes! That's it, molecular gastronomy.

"As expected of a human, you really understand things that were passed down from the human world."

Mrs. Lal chuckled and clasped her hands together, looking a little silly.

Du Wei wiped the sweat off his forehead, fearing that Mrs. Lal would say something shocking again.

Du Wei heard these words, you heard them, but Hexie couldn't.

Not long after, the little succubus dressed in pajamas, rubbing her eyes and yawning, came down from the second floor.

The tail behind it was drooping listlessly on the ground, and I don’t know if it was because it didn’t sleep well last night.

Du Wei showed a friendly attitude and greeted Luo Dai. The sleepy girl gradually woke up, stared at Du Wei expressionlessly for a while, then turned and left.

Not long after, she appeared in the restaurant fully dressed.

Obviously, Luo Dai didn't want Du Wei, a stranger, to see her in her pajamas.

After breakfast, Mrs. Lal went out.

Du Wei had nothing to do, so he wandered around the mansion to familiarize himself with the environment.

From the first floor to the third floor, I went around every room that could be opened.

Every time I enter a room and come out of it, I can always feel a sneaky shadow not far away.

Although she seemed to think she was hiding well, the succubus tail that was raised high was too conspicuous.

Didn't she realize that her tail was a little too high-profile?

The heart-shaped tail tip swaying back and forth in the air was like a prostitute in a tight dress standing at the door of a hair salon late at night, waving to him constantly.

It is difficult for Du Wei to comment on this.

"Don't you have to go to school?"

Suddenly, Du Wei turned around the corner and asked a question.

Hearing Du Wei's voice, the soft and boneless tail instantly straightened up, and then quickly hid.

Du Wei did not receive any response.

"If you want to talk to me, why do you have to follow me secretly? I'm worried that I have no one to talk to."

Still no response.

"...Fake succubus."

"What did you say!"

The little succubus behind the corner suddenly rushed up with fangs and claws bared.

Du Wei thought that this was really effective. It seemed that she really cared about the fact that she was a succubus.

"Good morning, Miss." Du Wei smiled.

The girl's cheeks were puffed up angrily, as if she wanted to show a ferocious expression. In Du Wei's eyes, she looked completely fierce and aggressive.

"Humph! In broad daylight, he's rummaging through someone else's house, sneaking around like a thief! You're obviously not a good person!"

"Guide rails? I didn't guide them. I listen to your mother now and guide them once a week."

"what?"

Facing Du Wei's deliberate stupidity, Luo Dai's eyes were mixed with a bit of confusion. She obviously didn't know what Du Wei was talking about, but she had to pretend to be "I understand, I understand".

Then Du Wei understood that those were a pair of eyes that were eager for knowledge but were too shy to confess.

Humans and demons have established diplomatic relations for over a hundred years, but I never expected that in this remote mountain valley of the demon world, there are still poor children who cannot go to school.

Du Wei immediately cast a sympathetic look at him.

Although Luo Dai sometimes didn't understand what Du Wei said, she could feel an inexplicable insult in the man's eyes.

"What? You seem to have something against me? You live in my house, eat my food, and even use my money." Du Wei really wanted to say that your mother also eats my food, but although Du Wei is a bit unreasonable, he is not so depraved as to say such things to a child.

However, Du Wei missed a very fatal problem.

Since the seasons in the demon world and the human world are of different lengths, their times are similar to currency exchange rates and there are also differences.

Generally speaking, a year in the human world is 365 days. A normal year has 365 days, and a leap year has 366 days, which is pretty much the same.

In the demon world, although the length of a day is the same as that in the human world, due to the long winter, a year in the demon world is as long as 555 days.

In other words, Luo Dai, who is %& years old (in the demon language) in the demon world, should be around @#& years old (in the demon language) in the human world.

Du Wei and Luo Dai are actually of the same age.

As to why this problem is so fatal.

Don’t ask, those who understand will understand.

Having said that, due to her years of staying at home, Rodae's personality and temper remain at the level of her childhood, which is one of the main reasons why Lal is worried.

"Since Miss hates me so much, why bother traveling with me? In fact, you really want me to talk to you."

"Who wants to talk to you! Don't be so narcissistic! Be careful that I catch you and kick you out!"

Du Wei looked down at his pants.

"Who mentioned that handle?"

"You know quite a lot."

"……I!"

There was a similar plot in the girl's comic that she read all night last night... Well! Of course she would not say such words.

Seeing that Luo Dai's face was getting redder and redder, Du Wei couldn't help but marvel inwardly. She was obviously a succubus, but she blushed so much. It was really surprising that a succubus had such a sense of shame.

"Anyway! You said you were human, and now I want you to prove it!"

Du Wei turned around and stuck out his buttocks.

Luo Dai thought about what happened yesterday and became furious: "I told you that without the tail, you can't prove anything!"

"Ok."

The little succubus coughed pretentiously and said, "Well, to prove that you are really a human, I will give you a few human questions to test you."

"One hundred and eighty per cup." Du Wei answered quickly.

"What's this mess?"

Unfortunately, the concentration of Rode, who is known as a spiritual human, is not high enough.

This is Liu Lu from the Demon Realm. Go back and practice more.

"Anyway, you have to answer my questions. If you can't, pack your bags and leave!"

"Does this mean that Miss wants to ask me something?"

Luo Dai's eyes widened: "Why did it become like that?!"

Du Wei nodded generously: "Sure, I can tell you anything I know about the human world."

"I've already told you that's not the case! Damn it! You can only be so arrogant now..."

"Ah~ah~is it really possible?" Du Wei suddenly interrupted her speech that sounded like the vicious female supporting role in a female-oriented novel.

"what?"

"In our human world, it's common sense to show your belly when asking for a favor. But it's not Miss Rodei's fault. It's your fault that you didn't even go to school."

"……Eh?"

"Because she doesn't go to school, she doesn't even know such simple etiquette in the human world. Miss Rode is such a pitiful child."

"You're talking nonsense! No one in this town understands humans better than me!"

Luo Dai's face flushed red. It was not so much anger as shame, mixed with a kind of stubbornness called self-esteem.

In medicine, this clinical manifestation is usually called: hard-mouthed.

Upon hearing this, Du Wei immediately shook his finger and said nonsense in a serious tone:
“It is not shameful to be ignorant. What is shameful is that we are willing to continue to be ignorant.

"Ms. Rodeo, put aside your arrogance, and then open your collar, no, no, chest, no, mind.

"Yes! It's the mind!

"Miss, it's time to say goodbye to your ignorant self."

The little succubus in front of him was frightened and stunned. Du Wei felt very proud when he saw this.

To be fair, Du Wei never considered himself to be a good person. He would take advantage of small opportunities and take advantage of others. There was no reason for him to refuse a romantic encounter that came to his doorstep.

But ah.

As a human being, we will always be moved by something.

Maybe it's money, maybe it's sexual desire, maybe it's a family photo, maybe it's the tears of a single mother.

Therefore, Du Wei hoped that the succubus in front of him would not cause his mother any worry.

She would carry her schoolbag to school, have eight or ten boyfriends, and have parties at school every day.

Who says she is a succubus? It's good for your health.

If we must say that Du Wei has any selfish motives, it is to send her to school so that he can be affectionate with Mrs. Lal all day long without being disturbed by anyone, Wuhu!
The atmosphere was almost set, and just as Du Wei was about to say that what he said before was a joke, Luo Dai's eyes seemed to have made up her mind.

There were tears in the corners of her eyes, she bit her lips lightly, and her expression was stubborn, just like the female knight in the comics who was extremely powerful but was captured alive by goblins.

The little succubus lifted her clothes with trembling hands, and light pink lines were faintly visible on her snow-white belly.

She gritted her teeth in grief and anger, with an expression that said, "Ah! How can I have the dignity to live in this world now that he has seen my body? You damn pervert, one day I will cut you into pieces, kill you first and then commit suicide." Blah blah blah...

"This, this should be fine..."

Du Wei was stunned.

what?
Does she really believe it?

　To be honest, you really should read this, the genuine victims.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)